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I picked Jamie up and decided to take her to the mall and get
her a coke. We went to McDonalds and sat in the food court. Jamie
loves Ronald McDonald and she french fries and a coke.
We were sitting down and Jamie was talking up a storm, talking
about her Yi-Yi
(her grandma, my sister) (by the way, my sister is only 41, looks
25, is extremely beautiful and gives me a lot of advice and approves
of most of what I say about women, and her advice is invaluable to
me). As Jamie was talking, I heard a soft feminine voice say, "My,
what a cute baby.)
"Hi", Jamie said.
"What's your name?", she asked Jamie.
"Jamie Nicole", answered Jamie.
"Is your Daddy buying you lunch?", she asked Jamie.
"That's not my daddy. That's my uncle Wayne and he's a butt
hole."
This had us both laughing and I introduced myself to this pretty
woman with long brown hair and beautiful eyes. It turns out her name
was Laura and she was newly divorced and had two little kids herself.
I found all this out after I invited her to sit down and have a cup of
coffee with me. She couldn't get over the idea of me taking Jamie to
the mall with me. She thought that most men didn't want to be bothered
with taking kids with them anywhere.
I told her I loved kids and Jamie was a joy because she was
adorable and was a good talker. I made friends with her and got her
phone number and told her I'd call her when they had a good band at
the singles dance I go to. She was new at the dating game and wanted
to stay away from bars. Again I must stress to you, make friends with
every woman you meet whether you want to date them or not. I did date
Laura and we had a wonderful time for a couple months. There is no way
I want to get serious yet because I'm having too much fun. Besides, if
I got married then where would all you guys get your advice about
meeting women?
A great ladies man (me) would have to
hang up his guns if I retired and got married. I met another girl that
day with Jamie. This was in the book store where I was buying Jamie a
coloring book.
Her
name was Janice and she too remarked about how cute Jamie was and how
it was so nice an uncle took interest in his little niece. So like I
said, borrow a baby and take him or her places and I guarantee you a
lot of women will comment and you will gain value in their eyes
because you are a caring man who loves children. |
